Thursday, January 05, 2012

Congratulations on your acquisition of Wysh StycksTM ! To operate Wysh StycksTM, simply follow these three easy steps. Step 1: Hold a Wysh StyckTM in dominant hand. Step 2: Focus on whatever FunTM and non-denominational wyshTM you desire most! Step 3: WyshTM! Warning: Please contact area Hazardous Materials Removal Specialists for proper disposal of depleted Wysh StycksTM.*

*Disclaimer: By purchasing, receiving, stealing, or otherwise acquiring Wysh StycksTM all parties involved agree to the following: Wysh Stycks Corporation, a subsidiary of Lockheed/Martin, cannot be held liable for fulfillment or non-fulfillment of said wyshTM. Any wyshesTM granted become the sole property of Wysh Stycks Corporation including but not limited to monetary gain, property, that chick from Weird Science, cool shit, or any yet to be thought of technology. Any violation of this agreement will result in prosecution not to be limited to a mandatory minimum sentence of 25 years in prison and/or a $3,000,000 fine payable within 30 days of receipt of wyshTM. Wysh Stycks Corporation also acquires total rights to any enjoyment, sense of community or wellbeing, or unspecified positive feelings and some undisclosed negative emotions that still might be kind of cool to experience associated with this product. Wysh Stycks Corporation cannot be held liable for splinters, wood ants, ocular impalement, or a sense of ennui associated with wyshTM fulfillment or nonfulfillment. Suitable for children ages 3 to 33. Please enjoy Wysh StycksTM product responsiblyTM.

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