1. Colic (i.e. gas)
2. poopy/wet diaper
3. TMI overload
4. I havn't eaten in 15 minutes.
5. I tried to eat but was so full, I threw up.
6. Somebody hit me in the head--oh wait, that was me. Hey!
7. Daddy tried to do something other than hold me.
8. Mommy is trying to sleep. It's too quiet & that scares me!
9. It's so loud! Someone shut that baby up. Wait...
10. I don't know why I started crying, but I'm damned well going to finish.
4 comments:
Aw :-)
So, when do we get the follow-up.."Reasons the daddy is crying"
Congrats on the wee one! Hope we get to see more pics soon!
Thanks. Daddy isn't crying because he knows the gypsys will come soon--and the gypsys love to buy crying babies!
Well, unless that gypsy goes by the name of Julie Beth, I wouldn't sell just yet :-)
So you are now a parent, congratulations! And go thank your parents, too. You will now understand why all your friends who had babies before you did were so annoying!
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