1. Colic (i.e. gas)
2. poopy/wet diaper
3. TMI overload
4. I havn't eaten in 15 minutes.
5. I tried to eat but was so full, I threw up.
6. Somebody hit me in the head--oh wait, that was me. Hey!
7. Daddy tried to do something other than hold me.
8. Mommy is trying to sleep. It's too quiet & that scares me!
9. It's so loud! Someone shut that baby up. Wait...
10. I don't know why I started crying, but I'm damned well going to finish.