1. If it was important, it would've made more noise when I ran over it.
2. Vacuuming plug-in chords means no more vacuuming!
3. I wish my parents had taught me how to clean better. That's dumb; my dad didn't even know how to vacuum. It's my responsibility as an adult to learn these things.
4. Shredded toilet paper is the best.
5. Vacuuming hardwood doesn't really work, no matter what the manufacturer says.
6. That stink bug wasn't dead.
7. Someone should invent a vacuum vacuum.
8.If I stick the vacuum to my mouth, will it suck out my soul?
9. If I stick it to my belly button, can I give myself a home liposuction?
10. I should really do this more often.