"Stinky, Rotten Vaginas"
"I Heart Tallywhackers"
"Say it don't cum it"
"I get hard for poop"
"Hot girls that like fat guys who underperform in bed"
"What my penis wants to be stuck in"
"girls who like to be disappointed"
"vaginas I could destroy"

Close second:
"income tax porn" actually brought up some hits, though nothing interesting.

So Spring Break starts today around noon. The kids are bonkers, and hell, so are the teachers. I'm thinking about all the stuff I want to get done over break because I am incapable of feeling joy, apparently. I've got a novel to write along with finishing up the nursery--which is almost done. We've got some shelves to put up and a little reorganization to do. I've also got classes to prep., a May Program to organize, etc. But that can all wait until the desperate Sunday before classes start.

I met with the Head yesterday. I will probably teach one class next year, plus 1 & 1/2 seminars. Along with that, I'll be doing college counseling. Of course, I will have to continue to wear pants, so this is a drawback.

So I got some good news today from a publisher to whom I'd sent a novella manuscript I wrote last summer. It's a bite. Contract's on the way, so we'll see. But it looks pretty good so far. I'm really excited about his. It would be a 2013 release, which is certainly better than a never release. This is also a little crazy because I just pitched a series idea to an e-press for a supernatural/mystery/possibly YA series. They loved the pitch and the outline and are waiting on a couple chapters before sending the contract. So lots of good news all around.

I'm not complaining at all, mind you, but I do wish I'd get a bite on a poetry collection in the next year or two. It would be nice to do a poetry reading and have something recent for sale. Also, I haven't won the lottery in a while, and I haven't cracked cold fusion in a Coke bottle. So still plenty of work left to do...